Two People Came Out Of The Building

After a long day of intense heat and nerves being wrecked, the negotiators finally made a break through. Yesterday, in Cyber Town five people were held hostage by a suicide bomber who had been thought to be strapped with Explosives.

James Johnston 46, held the people of Cyber Computex Development hostage as Lisa Face would not listen to his complaint of a faulty clock. Mr Johnston thought he was being ignored when they told him he was in the wrong building. He then held the two managers and three workers hostage. Police arrived at the scene and negotiated to let the three go if they got him a new clock. James Johnston insisted on having his clock fixed, as his late dog brought the clock home, after a game of “fetch”. Police then had the watch fixed and the two managers came out of the building. James told police that he did not say he was going to hold them hostage, all he said was, “I’m strapped” (Belt which he does not usually wear) and, “I’m going to blow” (after a heavy lunch) This clearly meant that James was full and in a hurry to get home.

The workers said they saw this as a threat as he was wearing a bomber jacket.
James then apologised to the public for bad communication.


Traviss Michaels